Jerri Bartman wishes the weirdest thing about this week was her embarrassing new gig as the host of the Count Crowley Show—but a werewolf, a bloodless giant, and a killer hangover have really made things horrifying. Desperate for help, Jerri turns to the one man who may hold all of the answers. Or he may just be a dementia-ridden, old chauvinist . . . the legendary Vincent Frights!