das•tard (das'tərd) n. 1. a despicable coward. 2. a super-villain's henchman, usually incompetent.
They're not heroes. They're not even villains. They're Dastards - the poor saps in the matching outfits who case the joint, assemble the elaborate traps, and take gloved punches to the face while the real bad guys escape.
All these henchmen-for-hire want is to pay their mortgages, put t